The Original Porch Possum

Think your porch could use a little more personality? Meet the newest member of the neighborhood: the Porch Possum!

This adorable Porch Possum is 14" tall, filled with sand for some serious porch presence, and printed in PETG to help her stand up to the elements.

☀️ A Note About Heat

PETG is pretty tough, but it still has it's limits! If you live somewhere hot (especially the South) and your porch gets full sun all day, I recommend giving her a spot with at least some shade to help prevent warping.

Mine has lived on my full-sun, south-facing porch here in North Carolina through some seriously ridiculous heat waves without an issue. That said, I can't promise the same results in climates that get significantly hotter, so please use your best judgment when choosing her forever spot!

👗 Dress Her Up!

She may be a possum, but she's got range.

I've successfully put mine in plenty of porch-goose outfits (as long as they don't have the long neck and have some stretch), and dog clothes and costumes fit her great!

And yes, more Porch Friends are coming soon. 🦝🦨

📦 A Quick Shipping Note

After watching FedEx and UPS repeatedly yeet boxes around, we discovered that the tail is the weakest point of our little possum's design.

So, to give your possum the best chance of arriving happy and unbroken, her tail now ships separately from her body.

Don't worry, it's an easy fix! Any superglue will work to attach the tail, and once it's glued in place, she's ready for porch duty.

We're sorry for the extra step, but we'd much rather have you spend 30 seconds attaching a tail than open your box to find a possum who has been through an unfortunate shipping incident. 💀

🚚 SHIPPING TO ALASKA & HAWAII

Please message me before ordering if you're in Alaska or Hawaii.

Right now, I can only offer free shipping to the lower 48 only. Shipping to Alaska or Hawaii can cost $100+, so unfortunately I can't offer the same flat rate there.

If an order is placed from Alaska or Hawaii without arranging shipping with me first, I'll need to cancel the order rather than take a huge loss on shipping.

Thank you for understanding! 💙