Scully the Porch Skunk

Think your porch could use a little more personality? Meet Scully the Skunk, the newest little stinker in the neighborhood! 🦨

Scully is 7.5" tall, 21" long, and filled with sand for some serious porch presence, and printed in PETG to help her stand up to the elements.

Think your porch could use a little more personality? Maybe a little more… *paranormal activity?* 👽

Meet Scully the Skunk, the newest member of the Porch Friends family and our resident skeptic.

Named in honor of everyone’s favorite FBI agent, Scully is here to investigate strange noises, unexplained footprints, and the mysterious phenomenon of "who left this adorable skunk on my porch?"

At 7.5" tall and approximately 21" long from nose to tail, she's the perfect size to make a statement without taking over your entire porch. She's filled with sand for some serious porch presence and printed in PETG to help her stand up to the elements.

🔎 I Want to Believe

Scully may be skeptical, but we're pretty sure there's something strange going on around here.

Whether you're an X-Files superfan, a lover of weird little creatures, or you just think your porch deserves a little more personality, Scully is ready to investigate.

Just don't expect her to believe everything you tell her.

☀️ A Note About Heat

PETG is pretty tough, but it still has its limits! If you live somewhere hot (especially the South) and your porch gets full sun all day, I recommend giving Scully a spot with at least some shade to help prevent warping.

Mine has lived on my full-sun, south-facing porch here in North Carolina through some seriously ridiculous heat waves without an issue. That said, I can't promise the same results in climates that get significantly hotter, so please use your best judgment when choosing her forever spot!

👗 Dress Her Up!

Scully may be an FBI agent, but she's off duty.

Dog clothes and costumes fit her great, so feel free to give her a new look for the holidays, Halloween, or just because she can.

And yes, more Porch Friends are coming soon. 🐀🦝🐿️

📦 A Quick Shipping Note

After watching FedEx and UPS repeatedly yeet boxes around, we've learned that even the toughest little Porch Friends have their limits.

To give Scully the best chance of arriving happy and unbroken, her tail ships unattached and requires gluing (any superglue will do!)

We're sorry for the extra step, but we'd much rather have you spend 30 seconds putting a piece back where it belongs than open your box to find a skunk who has been through an unfortunate shipping incident. 💀

🚚 SHIPPING TO ALASKA & HAWAII

Please message me before ordering if you're in Alaska or Hawaii.

Right now, I can offer a flat shipping rate to the lower 48 only. Shipping to Alaska or Hawaii can cost $100+, so unfortunately I can't offer the same flat rate there.

If an order is placed from Alaska or Hawaii without arranging shipping with me first, I'll need to cancel the order rather than take a huge loss on shipping.

Thank you for understanding! 💙